CypherPunk Store
Toxic Cap
Toxic Cap
Couldn't load pickup availability
The #ToxicMaximalist cap you've all been waiting for is finally here!
You dare to denounce scammers? Well, you are toxic.
Disagreeing with someone online? Probably toxic.
Talking about the technical impossibility of increasing block sizes? A bit toxic. Criticizing SegWit2x? Downright toxic!
It's now well established that Bitcoiners are all toxic. Given how many people are offended by this toxicity, it's polite to warn them of your presence. Now you can proudly display your "virulence" nature with this fashionable cap.
Features :
– Phosphorescent green toxic symbol on the front, underlined by the word “MAXIMALIST”
– Premium metal closure
– Emits a constant stream of radioactive truths about sound money
– It only glows in the dark if your heart is really toxic
***Disclaimer: No shitcoiners were harmed in the process of harvesting their tears to synthesize the photoluminescent material in this cap.
Share
Low stock
Delivery
Delivery
Our goal is to allow those who wish to have their orders delivered without having to reveal their personal details.
This is of paramount importance for Bitcoin Bazar, given the various customer data leaks from major players in the sector, which have revealed the names/first names/addresses/and telephone numbers of millions of bitcoin holders to everyone.
Choose delivery directly to the Locker closest to you,
no need to tell us your real first and last names because you collect the package from the Locker, directly via a code received by email.
When paying (prefer Bitcoin over bank card if you want to remain discreet), simply enter a valid email address that you can even create for the occasion, then the Locker closest to you.
On the other hand, if you are going to collect the package from a Relay Point, please provide your real first and last names as you may be asked for proof of identity to collect the package.
