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Toxic Cap
Toxic Cap
Clearance: payment in bitcoin only
During the clearance, this item can only be paid in bitcoin (on-chain or Lightning). Any cart containing it will be paid in bitcoin: to pay other items by card, order them separately.
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The #ToxicMaximalist cap you've all been waiting for is finally here!
You dare to denounce scammers? Well, you are toxic.
Disagreeing with someone online? Probably toxic.
Talking about the technical impossibility of increasing block sizes? A bit toxic. Criticizing SegWit2x? Downright toxic!
It's now well established that Bitcoiners are all toxic. Given how many people are offended by this toxicity, it's polite to warn them of your presence. Now you can proudly display your "virulence" nature with this fashionable cap.
Features :
– Phosphorescent green toxic symbol on the front, underlined by the word “MAXIMALIST”
– Premium metal closure
– Emits a constant stream of radioactive truths about sound money
– It only glows in the dark if your heart is really toxic
***Disclaimer: No shitcoiners were harmed in the process of harvesting their tears to synthesize the photoluminescent material in this cap.
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Delivery to relay points and lockers
Delivery to relay points and lockers
Our goal is to let those who wish receive their order without revealing their personal details.
If you live in France: on the checkout page, choose the “Pickup point” tab and select the pickup point or locker you prefer.
If you live in Luxembourg, Belgium, Germany, Austria, Spain, Italy, the Netherlands, Poland or Portugal: pickup points and lockers are available too, but the steps are different.
- Stay on the “Ship” tab. Do not use the “Pickup point” tab, it only works in France.
- Enter a normal street address in your country, close to the point you want if you prefer not to give yours: it is only used to find nearby points and calculate the rate.
- In the shipping methods that appear, choose “Delivery to a pickup point (choice after payment)”.
- Once payment is complete, the list of pickup points and lockers near that address is shown: pick yours.
See the full guide: locker delivery in France and across Europe →
