CypherPunk Store
Toxic Cap
Toxic Cap
Couldn't load pickup availability
The #ToxicMaximalist cap you've all been waiting for is finally here!
You dare to denounce scammers? Well, you are toxic.
Disagreeing with someone online? Probably toxic.
Talking about the technical impossibility of increasing block sizes? A bit toxic. Criticizing SegWit2x? Downright toxic!
It's now well established that Bitcoiners are all toxic. Given how many people are offended by this toxicity, it's polite to warn them of your presence. Now you can proudly display your "virulence" nature with this fashionable cap.
Features :
– Phosphorescent green toxic symbol on the front, underlined by the word “MAXIMALIST”
– Premium metal closure
– Emits a constant stream of radioactive truths about sound money
– It only glows in the dark if your heart is really toxic
***Disclaimer: No shitcoiners were harmed in the process of harvesting their tears to synthesize the photoluminescent material in this cap.
Share
Low stock
Delivery to Relay Points and Lockers
Delivery to Relay Points and Lockers
Our goal is to allow those who wish to have their orders delivered without having to reveal their personal details.
If you live in France:
All you have to do is choose "Ship to Relay Point" on the payment page, and choose the Relay Point & Locker that suits you.
If you live in: Luxembourg/Belgium/Germany/Austria/Spain/Italy/Netherlands/Poland/Portugal, you are also eligible for delivery to Relay Points & Lockers.
To access it when paying, choose "Ship to address".
Then enter an address close to the relay point where you want to be delivered (because you do not want to give your own).
Once payment is made, you will be presented with a list of Relay Points and Lockers near your address.
